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Student Decides To Try Skim Milk

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To the disbelief of his friends and most onlookers, Holderness student Jonathan Courchesne grabbed his big cup and placed it under the skim milk dispenser on the milk machine. Once he had filled his cup he continued on to his seat and drank the entire thing.

When asked about his bold choice, Mr. Courchesne replied “I don’t really know what came over me. I just thought, could there really be that big of a difference between the two?” The flabbergasted onlookers were slightly relieved to find out that Jonathan thought that it tasted “basically like a 2% but a little more watery.” 

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